Room Available in 3BR House — $Must Love Cats (or at least tolerate their sass) Hi! We’re a couple with a cozy house, two cats with big personalities, and a dream — to find a roommate who’s cool, clean, and doesn’t mind the occasional cat hair tumbleweed.Here’s the lowdown:🛏 Your Space* Private bedroom for all your sleeping/snacking/Netflix needs* Your own half bath (fancy!) — just shared shower* Bring your plants, LED lights, crystal collection — go wild🏡 The House Vibe* Fully stocked kitchen (yes, you can use the blender, but we reserve the right to silently judge 7am smoothies)* Shared living room* Washer & dryer, because laundromats are chaos* Shared garage* Chill backyard for wine nights, morning coffee, or deep conversations with the birds💵 $/month
Couples welcome — we’ll talk pricing🚭 Smoking = outside, please. We keep the inside smelling like clean laundry and cats. Mostly.😺 About Us* F (WFH full time — I live in cozy clothes)* M (works full time as a Walmart manager — MVP of adulting)* Our cats are the real landlords. You’ll need their approval (kidding… sorta)* Vibes: chill, clean, respectful, and emotionally allergic to drama👀 About You* No pets (our cats already declared this a feline-only zone)* You’re a solo human or a couple who’s respectful, clean-ish, and friendly* Down for shared spaces and the occasional chat, but also cool with doing your own thing📩 Slide into our DMs (or /text, whatever) with a bit about you! We’re doing chill meet-and-greets to find the right fit. Text .