AstoriaNO FEE💃Female roomie wanted

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🚨🚨 NO BROKER FEE — Just bring your suitcase and good vibes!
🏡 Private Room in the Heart of th Ave, Astoria (aka food heaven)
📦 MOVE-IN: Like, now.

👋 Hey hey! We’re a professional couple (read: chill humans with jobs) looking for a FEMALE ROOMMATE to join our adorable, fully-furnished, actually-clean apartment.

📍 Location so good, it’s basically bragging:
🚊 1 min walk to N/W train — be in Manhattan in mins (yes, we’ve timed it).
🍇 sec to Key Food, Rite Aid, organic fruit shops, and enough bars to make your s proud.
💃 5 min to Steinway Street = shopping, nightlife, and occasional chaos.
🏋️‍♀️ 4 min to NYSC Gym, in case you pretend to work out like we do.

✨ The apartment includes:
✔️ Comfy AF bed
✔️ Fast WiFi (Zoom calls or bingeing Netflix — we don’t judge)
✔️ Stainless steel kitchen with dishwasher, air fryer, coffee machine ☕️
✔️ AC, heat, Netflix, good vibes
✔️ Roommates who won’t eat your leftovers (unless they’re labeled “shareable”)
✔️ Fully stocked kitchen — just BYO snacks

💸 Rent: $/month+one month deposit
⚡ Utilities split — we don’t believe in mystery bills
🚫 No pets, no smoking, no druggies — just kindness and maybe a shared meme obsession.

🙋‍♀️ You: clean-ish, respectful, fun, and not allergic to laughing.
💬 DM me if you’re interested! We can FaceTime, vibe check, and show you around virtually.

📣 This room is cuter than your ex and will go FAST — don’t snooze! We posted it